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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

School Daze


School started this week and with it came a whole lot of drama.

The school has swelled past its student limit in recent years and now the campus is littered with trailers which, as it turns out, still isn't enough so they have decided to do some construction.

However, due to the construction of the new wing, the school has changed the procedure for drop-off and pick-ups: you can no longer park your car and walk your kid into school or park your car and pick your kid up from school.

Anybody who has ever spent any time in long car lines knows that having the option to park and avoid the shenanigans is key.

I really only need to endure it in the mornings as both kids will be taking the bus home (although the first two days the bus was 45 minutes late. WTF?).

When you go to your kids' school's open house, they give you a list of things your kid will need to bring in for the following year. Usually this involves things like rulers, wipes, notebooks and your basic scholastic swag. But this year my 3rd grader needs to bring in a flash drive.

I shit you not.

A sign of the times indeed.

School starting is a mixed blessing; I'm excited my youngest is going to school but it seems like only yesterday he was being born. It's hard to make the transition even though I have been looking forward to it for so long. Not only is my youngest officially out of the nest, but it also signifies that my job as a stay-at-home-dad is drawing to a close. Not that I couldn't find a job - like freelance writing - where I work from home, but rather the day in/day out sheep herding of infants and toddlers has come and gone.

I'm happy and sad at the same time.

I guess that's why I had that dream where all my teeth fall out the other night.

School starting also means summer is over. I had an insane summer last year with a bachelor party in Hollywood, hernia surgery,tick bites and a CD release show.

There was going to be no way that this summer could trump that...

But it did.

It wasn't all bad.

There was the beach trip to the Jersey Shore to see family and I lost my lake virginity.

But now it is fall, the boys have started football (flag for the youngest, tackle for his older brother) and the future most certainly must be brighter than the recent past.

5 comments:

Darren said...

I'll have none of this talk. School may have started, but it's still summer until September 21.

Clare's school mails a supply list over the summer that has the supplies needed for every grade. I notice the third grade in her school needs a flash drive too.

As for the morning drop off, how about just having them hitchhike?

Anonymous said...

Daughter had to explain what a flash drive was when she came home to tell me she needed one. Wierd, I needed a comp book and some pencils.

AMR said...

Flash drive -- wow.

As for the car line, I've taken to getting there 20 minutes early and reading a book. Reading up on terrorist camps right now -- not exactly marshmallows and an open fire.

Oh, and Cloris Leachman did kill it -- watched it a few nights ago with Doc. "Hey you, the fat one. No, not you -- the other one . . . the ugly, fat one."

PWNED.

Whit said...

That's insane. By the time your youngest is in 3rd they'll need laptops.

Unknown said...

darren - i remember i used to ride my bike to school. i don't think they let you do that anymore.

prd - i hate it when my kids have to explain modern technology to me... like Playstation.

amr - what's PWNED?

whit - they'll be giving homework assignments by Twitter in no time