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Monday, May 19, 2014

I Am An Uncertainty Of Multiple Choices

Really, I don't know where he comes up with shit but my son can drop some mad science.

We were watching TV when this commercial comes on with a platypus and a jackalope. The spot cracked me up.

"Why are you so hyped on that?" said my son Cole.

"Because I'm kinda platypussy," I said immediately realizing this didn't sound too good.

He giggled and shook his head.

"What I mean is, people don't know what to make of me. Just like people don't know what to make of a platypus," I explained. "Or a jackalope."

"Ah," he said.

"I am an uncertainty of multiple choices," he concluded.