Really, I don't know where he comes up with shit but my son can drop some mad science.
We were watching TV when this commercial comes on with a platypus and a jackalope. The spot cracked me up.
"Why are you so hyped on that?" said my son Cole.
"Because I'm kinda platypussy," I said immediately realizing this didn't sound too good.
He giggled and shook his head.
"What I mean is, people don't know what to make of me. Just like people don't know what to make of a platypus," I explained. "Or a jackalope."
"Ah," he said.
"I am an uncertainty of multiple choices," he concluded.