I had band practice last night and about two songs into I was thinking, "Man, it kinda hurts my nutsack to sing."
I don't really sing per se - this is a three-piece punk band afterall - but holler or scream (we cover "Beverly Hills" by the Cirle Jerks and "Hall Of Fame" by Government Issue), so I figure maybe my testicular discomfort is from practice, or lifting my shit ass bass amp into the truck of my car.
I'll even consider agressive ball-slapping during sex as an option.
But I made the critical mistake: I went online in search of information.
Go to Planned Parenthood's web site and search for vasectomy
complications... now you know what I'm talking about.
