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Thursday, February 03, 2005

Back To My Balls

I had band practice last night and about two songs into I was thinking, "Man, it kinda hurts my nutsack to sing."

I don't really sing per se - this is a three-piece punk band afterall - but holler or scream (we cover "Beverly Hills" by the Cirle Jerks and "Hall Of Fame" by Government Issue), so I figure maybe my testicular discomfort is from practice, or lifting my shit ass bass amp into the truck of my car.

I'll even consider agressive ball-slapping during sex as an option.

But I made the critical mistake: I went online in search of information.

Go to Planned Parenthood's web site and search for vasectomy
complications... now you know what I'm talking about.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

where's the link you crazy blogger you. if you're gonna do the blog thing, ya need to know how to post links....i want instant gratification!!!!!