Starring Ben Affleck

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Bottoms Up!

Take that anyway you want to dear reader.

Tinitus

is this like shouting at yourself?

Cold, Starry Night

you see how this could be contagious?

This Is Future Tense

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Look At The Clock

Seriously.
Know what time it is?

Trainwreck

but you still keep reading.
wait. haven't you read this already?

Eternal Spotless Sunshines Of My Mind

what do you do
when tomorrow becomes today
now?

or is that what do you do
when today becomes tomorrow
now?

Now, what do you say?

I'm LIke A DJ Scratching

There's no reason to my rhymes.
'Cept for finding the time
to time the rhyme

Hairy Knees

I'm channeling memories of '91
living in Glendale, Calif., with 'nother
East Coast'er.
He said: "My knees are hairy...
because I'm always wearing shorts!"
Do'ah!

I'm channeling memories of '91
from five minutes ago when I sat down
to pee and looked at my hairless knees,
after I breathed the coldest breath; after I titled
the frothy glass, after I snacked on the tastey snacks.

Confessional Poetry On Blogs Is '05's Pet Rock

And I'm gonna roll up in on the shit.
Don't hate the playa, hate the game, yo!

Sarah Conner?

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Don't Question Aquarian Convention

Like Emril Lagasse, I'm turning it up a notch.

Cold, Starry Night

Is on nigh

Breathe

Breathe in.