Thursday, November 01, 2007
So we had visitors from various dimensions come to our house last night for Halloween.
I had this grand idea to plunk down some money for dry ice to add to the evening's vibe.
Only it turned into one big debacle.
You ever try to use dry ice?
Well in order to get the ice to "smoke" you need to put hot water on it and - depending upon the size of the chunk of dry ice ( was using pint glass size pieces)- you may get a good 5 minutes out of it.
So there I was running back and forth from the sink with hot water for my dry ice like every ten minutes or so. I felt like I was running food at an all-you-can-eat buffet. I stopped after about 45 minutes because you really take the thunder out of the scariness by popping out of your door with a pitcher full of hot water to pour on the ice; it surely doesn't set the mood.
It also occurred to me that I just might tap out the hot water and I really wanted to save that for my shower later in the evening. Not to mention, we're still pretty much in a drought here and pouring hot water on your dry ice seemed a bit gratuitous so I opted to end the whole thing pretty much before the trick or treaters arrived.
One neighbor joked that I'd be better off with a fog machine.
"You could get the band to pay for that right?" he said with a wry smile.
So I came to the conclusion that dry ice used as a spooky device (for longer than five minutes) is a useless propostion.
I also came to the conclusion that waiting for trick or treaters to come to your house is like waiting for a date - both never seem to come soon enough.