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Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Sanity

Trying to enjoy what little I have left.

Come tomorrow, summer vacation officially starts.

Which means tending to two boys, 5 and 2, from 6am to 6pm.

You can only go the the zoo, the pool or the museum so many times before it boys the fucking hell out of you.

Looking forward to the first few times though.

Tomorrow we're going to do the family picnic thing after Spencer graduates from playschool.

Maybe do som fishing.

2 comments:

O'Grady said...

hold steady!

Anonymous said...

WIRED?

"Looking for anything in
particular?"

"Sanity. You see any?"

"Not in here."

"Not across the street
either."


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politics in freezing
within the
typical plot as the
ideology and hence
dictions. By close
narrative,

and to practice
essays
and the literary
ways in
deconstruction
and materialist criti
-feminist criticism
and ideas.
WOOD
Kissing a man without
a mustache is like eating
an egg without salt.

"[*As Is*] is a fantastically real account of life as we know it--and especially succeeds at uncovering the humor and magic of our most normal days working, loving, and living."
CRAIG FINN

PAGE...

"If you like listening to the
sound of your own voice,
does that make you an
audio-narcissist?"

SMITHSONIAN
INSTITUTION

CAROLUS

"Is this a
book?"

"No, it's* a
playhouse."



___
**Angelina Ballerina's
Storybook Cottage*


savants

--How are you, Mick?

--Looking for truck drivers on a regular basis.


PUT YOUR HINDS BEHAND YOUR BACK

"*The Eagle Has
Landed.*"

"What do you
mean?"

I hold up the
DVD.

"*The Eagle Has
Landed.*"

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yellow--
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"Why don't you ask that lady if she needs any help."

"Please don't tell me my job here, Sir."

"Or that lady over there. Go ahead. Go ahead, Mick."

"Okay. Are you finding everything okay?"

"Oh, yes. I worked for this outfit for 20 years."

"What a great way to refer to a company as an *outfit*!"

"Right!"

"Since we deal chiefly in textiles."

"Oh, yes!"

"Garments."


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SONY
CASSETTE TO CASSETTE
PRINTER

CCP-13A

MASTER SLAVE-1 SLAVE-2 SLAVE-3

[WE MIXED
JUICEMAN
*TIPS ON JUICING*
W/
NEW ORDER *LOW LIFE*]

"That girl's wearing two different-colored socks."

"Uh-huh."

"At the other store where I worked this woman came in with one blue shoe and one black one."

"That's what I like to hear."

"She said it was dark in the bedroom and she didn't want to wake up her husband."

"Did she have to wear 'em all day?"

"Yup. Then she had to get on a shuttle bus to the airport."

"One of the truck drivers was asking about you."

"That's a bunch of baloney."

"He said, 'Where's the lady with the hot pants?'"

"Right."

"I said, 'Sir, I've been trying to get into those for months now.'"

"Uh-huh."

"Hot pants, that is."

H O T P A N T S

I W A N T T O
S P O O N Y O U
W I T H A K N I F E
I N M Y T E E T H

Winging it

"I still gag every time I brush my teeth but I have not had a gag reflex in months. At least a couple months."

"You haven't brushed your teeth in a couple months?"

G O O D A F T E R N O O N

"Good afternoon. I haven't been in here."

"Ever?"

"It's been about five years."

"Welcome back, Kotter."

"I was in the hospital."

"Oh."

"Heart problems."

"Oh. Feeling better?"

"Look at my arms. From the needles. Somebody asked me if I was a dope fiend. I told him no, I don't even drink!"


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Y T I N A S Y T I N A S Y T I N A S WIRED?