Track listing:
1.) Way Of The World
2.) Life
3.) Nothing
4.) Living For The Depression
5.) Sex Bomb
Thursday, February 10, 2005
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Let's Talk About The Weather
Refilled my zyrtec prescription.
Couldn't have done it at a better time as the weather has been warm all week.
Which means spring is around the corner.
Spring means pollen.
And pollen is my own little personal hell.
After just a few days of nice weather, my nose has already started to uproar; getting clogged and stuffy.
My 4-yr.old son Spencer feels my pain. He actually already is getting slammed, his first allergy attack of the season has begun. He is stuffy and miserable. Can't get a good night's sleep. Poor cranky little fella.
He takes zyrtec as well. His is liquid form though and he has a few doses left. Looks like I'll be refilling that soon.
He and his mother went to an open house last night at the school up the street where he is going to attend kindergarden in the fall. I can't believe he's gotten so old.
He pee wee soccer league also starts up in a couple of weeks.
Suddenly the schedule gets busy: soccer practice twice a week, games on Saturday mornings, his birthday in March, a possible visit from my sister and family.
This is the calm before the storm
Couldn't have done it at a better time as the weather has been warm all week.
Which means spring is around the corner.
Spring means pollen.
And pollen is my own little personal hell.
After just a few days of nice weather, my nose has already started to uproar; getting clogged and stuffy.
My 4-yr.old son Spencer feels my pain. He actually already is getting slammed, his first allergy attack of the season has begun. He is stuffy and miserable. Can't get a good night's sleep. Poor cranky little fella.
He takes zyrtec as well. His is liquid form though and he has a few doses left. Looks like I'll be refilling that soon.
He and his mother went to an open house last night at the school up the street where he is going to attend kindergarden in the fall. I can't believe he's gotten so old.
He pee wee soccer league also starts up in a couple of weeks.
Suddenly the schedule gets busy: soccer practice twice a week, games on Saturday mornings, his birthday in March, a possible visit from my sister and family.
This is the calm before the storm
Sunday, February 06, 2005
The Kicker? I've Got The Itch
The Itch started this morning.
And, as usual it started out on my head.
Because I've been a bit obsessive about the status of my manhood, I've been neglegent in taking my zrytec. You may remember a previous post (Sunday January 30) where I explained the common symptom of zyrtec withdrawal being hives - or in my case - endless, full-body itching.
I found one tablet left and gulped in down with my breakfast despite the fact that you are suppose to take it at night because it makes you sleepy.
I'm about ten minutes away from trekking down to the CVS pharmacy and get the damn prescription refilled.
Ponder this: piss poor erections, sore balls covered in razor stubble and an insatiable full-body itch.
Your day can't been worse than mine.
And, as usual it started out on my head.
Because I've been a bit obsessive about the status of my manhood, I've been neglegent in taking my zrytec. You may remember a previous post (Sunday January 30) where I explained the common symptom of zyrtec withdrawal being hives - or in my case - endless, full-body itching.
I found one tablet left and gulped in down with my breakfast despite the fact that you are suppose to take it at night because it makes you sleepy.
I'm about ten minutes away from trekking down to the CVS pharmacy and get the damn prescription refilled.
Ponder this: piss poor erections, sore balls covered in razor stubble and an insatiable full-body itch.
Your day can't been worse than mine.
Shiver Me Timbers
Okay, so in my previous post I couldn't figire out how to link to the Planned Parenthood site so here are the facts on risks involving vasectomies:
Hydrocels - Swelling containing fluid causes tenderness near the testicles.
Granulum - About as disgusting as it sounds. Sperm can leak from the tubes and cause sperm granulation which can lead to a lump underneath the incision.
In roughly 7 out of 100 cases, some men feel temporary discomfort or pain in the testicles. It is suggested that you take an anti-inflammatory to help.
What they don't tell you is how all of this is going to affect your psyche. For me, the pain in my testicles feels like I'm constantly walking around like I was kicked in the nuts five minutes early. I can deal with the loss of appetite but loss of erection? Try that one on for size.
It isn't that I can't get an erection. Just that keeping the fucker at full mast can be difficult. Having your dick wilt in the middle of a blow job or half way through masturbation is probably one of the biggest mindfucks that can be delivered to a man's brain.
It's only been two weeks but I'm putting in a call to the doctor on this one.
Hydrocels - Swelling containing fluid causes tenderness near the testicles.
Granulum - About as disgusting as it sounds. Sperm can leak from the tubes and cause sperm granulation which can lead to a lump underneath the incision.
In roughly 7 out of 100 cases, some men feel temporary discomfort or pain in the testicles. It is suggested that you take an anti-inflammatory to help.
What they don't tell you is how all of this is going to affect your psyche. For me, the pain in my testicles feels like I'm constantly walking around like I was kicked in the nuts five minutes early. I can deal with the loss of appetite but loss of erection? Try that one on for size.
It isn't that I can't get an erection. Just that keeping the fucker at full mast can be difficult. Having your dick wilt in the middle of a blow job or half way through masturbation is probably one of the biggest mindfucks that can be delivered to a man's brain.
It's only been two weeks but I'm putting in a call to the doctor on this one.
Thursday, February 03, 2005
Back To My Balls
I had band practice last night and about two songs into I was thinking, "Man, it kinda hurts my nutsack to sing."
I don't really sing per se - this is a three-piece punk band afterall - but holler or scream (we cover "Beverly Hills" by the Cirle Jerks and "Hall Of Fame" by Government Issue), so I figure maybe my testicular discomfort is from practice, or lifting my shit ass bass amp into the truck of my car.
I'll even consider agressive ball-slapping during sex as an option.
But I made the critical mistake: I went online in search of information.
Go to Planned Parenthood's web site and search for vasectomy
complications... now you know what I'm talking about.
I don't really sing per se - this is a three-piece punk band afterall - but holler or scream (we cover "Beverly Hills" by the Cirle Jerks and "Hall Of Fame" by Government Issue), so I figure maybe my testicular discomfort is from practice, or lifting my shit ass bass amp into the truck of my car.
I'll even consider agressive ball-slapping during sex as an option.
But I made the critical mistake: I went online in search of information.
Go to Planned Parenthood's web site and search for vasectomy
complications... now you know what I'm talking about.
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Starring Ben Affleck
Post date your blog entry
check the balance
is thinking forward forward thinking?
check the balance
is thinking forward forward thinking?
This Is Future Tense
Post date your blog entry
check the balance
is thinking forward forward thinking?
check the balance
is thinking forward forward thinking?
Eternal Spotless Sunshines Of My Mind
what do you do
when tomorrow becomes today
now?
or is that what do you do
when today becomes tomorrow
now?
Now, what do you say?
when tomorrow becomes today
now?
or is that what do you do
when today becomes tomorrow
now?
Now, what do you say?
I'm LIke A DJ Scratching
There's no reason to my rhymes.
'Cept for finding the time
to time the rhyme
'Cept for finding the time
to time the rhyme
Hairy Knees
I'm channeling memories of '91
living in Glendale, Calif., with 'nother
East Coast'er.
He said: "My knees are hairy...
because I'm always wearing shorts!"
Do'ah!
I'm channeling memories of '91
from five minutes ago when I sat down
to pee and looked at my hairless knees,
after I breathed the coldest breath; after I titled
the frothy glass, after I snacked on the tastey snacks.
living in Glendale, Calif., with 'nother
East Coast'er.
He said: "My knees are hairy...
because I'm always wearing shorts!"
Do'ah!
I'm channeling memories of '91
from five minutes ago when I sat down
to pee and looked at my hairless knees,
after I breathed the coldest breath; after I titled
the frothy glass, after I snacked on the tastey snacks.
Confessional Poetry On Blogs Is '05's Pet Rock
And I'm gonna roll up in on the shit.
Don't hate the playa, hate the game, yo!
Don't hate the playa, hate the game, yo!
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