Two-in-One

Little boys can get dirty. Real dirty. So I find myself, very often, telling my sons to wash themselves when they get in the shower. Water alone will not clean you. The other day I walked into the bathroom to make sure he was taking care of business. He wasn't. He had his eyes closed and head under the shower. "C'mon and wash up dude," I said. "OK dad," he said and then grabbed the shampoo bottle and squirted a heaping dollop into his hands... and began rubbing it all over his belly. "What are you doing?" I asked. "That's shampoo." "I know," he said. "But it says 'two-in-one'..."