Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Sanity

Trying to enjoy what little I have left.

Come tomorrow, summer vacation officially starts.

Which means tending to two boys, 5 and 2, from 6am to 6pm.

You can only go the the zoo, the pool or the museum so many times before it boys the fucking hell out of you.

Looking forward to the first few times though.

Tomorrow we're going to do the family picnic thing after Spencer graduates from playschool.

Maybe do som fishing.

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  1. Anonymous2:59 AM

    WIRED?

    "Looking for anything in
    particular?"

    "Sanity. You see any?"

    "Not in here."

    "Not across the street
    either."


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    "Yup. Then she had to get on a shuttle bus to the airport."

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